How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?  It depends! ... If it is the Relief Society it take four.             One to fix refreshments.                One to bring the tablecloth.           One to design the Center Piece,           And one to screw in the light bulb.    If it is the Bishopric, they don't do light bulbs.   They call a Priesthood Executive Council And delegate it to the Elders.    If it is the Elders it takes four.   Three that don't show up, and  One to change the bulb.  If it is the High Priests it take five.             Two to push the wheel chairs.           One to handle the oxygen tank,           One that falls asleep,           And one to screw in the light bulb.    If it is the Home or Visiting Teachers, it only takes two, but you have to wait until the end of the month.    If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one.   He holds the light bulb in the socket and the whole world revolves around him.   www.latterdaylight.com

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